ionicplasma

Can't make no connection with a screw and another screw...

Tue, 09 May 2006 18:15:20 GMT

So a woman is a lesbian when she goes independent?

It takes a screw and a NUT!!!

ahh, dragging ass, now I get it...

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:21:58 GMT

42

That's right! It's not just the answer to life, the universe and everything. It's also the amount of hours I've been awake (save a 45 minute session where I closed my eyes but didn't fall asleep).

DON'T PANIC

(there, feel better?)

I'll fill you all in when my face is removed from the screen it is now plastered on...

What do you want on your tombstone?

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:38:54 GMT

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imprimis5, you are the only one on here I'd share one of these with. That said, you may take one.

Choose wisely!

You can start bowing down to me now...

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 22:59:52 GMT

Well, start bowing dammit! :-P

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 80%

Gluttony: 60%

Sloth: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%

You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

How Sinful Are You?

I think I got it kind of close...

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:56:50 GMT

I see all these people with their "what would I look like on South Park?" images, which of course caused me to ask the same question. How about this?

Since not as many people are talking about this as they should...

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:33:17 GMT

This should be enough proof that Bush was the load that should've been swallowed. What I'm pissed off even more about is that people still have the audacity to defend him even after video evidence shows he was told what could happen!

Yeah, I know, this isn’t late-breaking news anymore, but I also haven’t posted anything in a damn long time.

Lies, LIES!!!

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:10:59 GMT

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.

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I'll tell you why this is bullshit after I study for my world religions class...

Well, yeah, I like it, but I gotta move on...

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 23:33:06 GMT

Ok, I really want to go to UIC next fall, but can it happen? This semester I am taking the final courses I need according to their syllabus, so I should be able to, right? I guess I’m just a little flustered from the past couple of days… I originally had this nice, pretty schedule worked out for this semester at Harper, but that pretty much fell apart. You see, UIC requires 6 humanities and 6 social science hours. I’ve done the 6 for social science and did them thinking I had an option between the two. I was wrong. Now I’m in a mad rush to get a reprint of my AP transcript from RMHS so I can get an interview with the chairman of the art department to see if I can test out of a humanities class. As a contingency plan, I nearly had to get an overload approval for doing more than 18 credit hours because I now am taking 2 humanities courses at once. Wanna see what my whole schedule looks like? Well today’s your lucky day!

Monday/Wednesday: Physics 2, 6:30-9:30pm

Tuesday/Thursday: Religions of the World, 9:25-10:40am

Differential Equations, 10:50-12:05pm

Asian and African Humanities, 3:05-4:20pm

Tuesday: FORTRAN Programming, 6-10:30pm

Hopefully I’ll get out of one of the humanities courses with my art credit so I’d be down to a sane (almost slack-ish) 15 credit hours. Actually, I take that back. Both of the classes seem really cool and I would like to take both, but I would also like to keep my sanity.

I could relax and do one more semester at Harper, but as much as I like it, I really need to get a move on with my degree; I’m already a year behind! I am so disappointed in myself and my lack of being able to keep an important document like that transcript. Although, in this case, it didn’t really matter so much because the new one should be here in time for the evaluation, but still…

What the hell do I think I’m doing?

Nipple enough for ya?

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:36:46 GMT

My God... It's like the coldest part of the freaking ass-end of space just opened up over the midwest!

The face of things to come...

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:58:59 GMT

Well, I finally had the appointment with the psychiatrist today. He was actually pretty cool to talk to. But I must say the highlight of my day was the snow. Yeah… it was fun crawling around my area for hours just to get to lab 30 minutes late to a group that was having technical difficulties. I can’t believe I was able to do a 3rd gear launch! Tomorrow I’m going to try 4th gear just to see if I can do it. Oh, and the e-brake is fun as FUCK, also necessary in some instances when you need some form of stability in a hurry. On the plus side of things, Mike got a hold of me again! It's been a really long-ass time since I've talked to him (about 7 months) and I am really looking foward to catching up. Now on to what everyone likes: visual media.

Adderall. 10mg XR. To be taken at regularly increasing intervals over the next four weeks.
I don't even want to know what the effects are going to be of the required daily consumption.

Oh c'mon! Since when is helping a friend hide a body a bad thing?!

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:16:49 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I gave sweetcatastrofy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I helped mrcloud hide a body (-173 points). In January I pulled over and changed soccergreen19's flat tire (15 points). In September I gave yuc6 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I pushed movingtoofast in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ionicplasma

Oh engrish...

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:14:29 GMT

You heard me...

Farewell to a friend...

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 00:28:18 GMT

Sky died today. I came home from work and sat by my computer. I heard rustling coming from his cage so I went over and took a look. He was on the floor, with his eyes half open, trying feebly to get up. He was dead less than 3 minutes later.

I don't understand what happened. Yesterday he was flying normally and being the typical pest my family came to know and love. After taking his body to the vet, we came to the conclusion the respiratory infection he suffered earlier this year could've contributed to his demise. However, at 8 years old, he still had a pretty damn good run.

I remember when Vicki gave him to me when I was 15. He was 2 at the time and she had expertly trained him. He couldn’t fly very well because he had his wings trimmed. I can’t believe how many times he would leap off of a table thinking he could fly. He would always sit behind my brother at the dinner table and try to eat his food. I can't let this get the best of me this evening as I will be taking Jessica out for her 21st, but this will still be clawing at me like his tiny talons once did. Even while writing this, I keep looking over at the other end of his desk where the cage was thinking I hear him jabbering or eating something…

I’m going to miss him.

The first day I got him:

His intent probably wasn't to hide, but he had me fooled for a couple seconds (like that's hard to do...).

Of course, considering his size (or lack thereof), he had a slight Napoleon complex.

At least I don't have to worry about food fights anymore...

Staring problems...

Yeah, identity crisis. Here is where his cage was...

...now there's only a void with some of his stuff...

Probably one of the best Family Guy quotes to date:

Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:12:40 GMT

“Oh Louis, you are so full of (beep). What?! Now I can’t even say (beep) in my own (beep)-ing house? (beep)-ing great Louis, just (beep)-ing great. You know you’re lucky you’re good at (beep)-ing my (beep) or I’d never put up with ya. You know what I’m talking about, when you (beep) lubed up (beep) toothpaste in my (beep) while you’re (beep)-ing on a cherry (beep) Episcopalian (beep) extension cord (beep) wetness (beep) with a parking ticket. That is the BEST.”

Oh... Christ...

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:19:40 GMT

They just opened up a Steak n' Shake less than 1/8 of a mile from my house.

It's 11pm, and I just picked some up.

~*Death by Steak n' Shake*~

I can't really balme him...

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:52:50 GMT

You know, if I was in the host's shoes, I would probably have done the same damn thing...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/highvoice.html

Well, I'm off to hell, see yall later!

Holy hell! He's doing something right!

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 16:28:12 GMT

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9883713/

I finally did one!!!

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 21:16:36 GMT

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Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) How many monkeys could freefallsuicide fight at once and win against? What the hell?
2) If kodoswasbetter and figment84 were spliced together, what would it be like? Something tall with big rack.
3) Is kometspride 1337? All the way baby!
4) Would gunnerfreakshow and kodoswasbetter look good together? ehh...
5) What rank would imprimis5 have in a giant robot army? CIC
6) Is smpobsessor in a relationship? not that I'm aware of...
7) What mental disorder does yale0 remind you of? The one where people seem nice and calm but they like to slice and dice other people when you're not looking. :-P
8) What languages does imprimis5 speak? Klingon! Well, maybe not, but if he did I'd so do him.
9) Would you ever date prdem? ehh, we're too different
10) Does figment84 drink? Saying "like a fish" would be in bad taste. I think so, occasionally.
11) What would freefallsuicide give madam_rosmerta for his/her birthday? Hmm... anything reasonable she wanted, I suppose.
12) Does virriman have a dog? Yes, it's the fucking spawn of satan.
13) Has imma_ash_hole dyed their hair? nah
14) Would you make out with imprimis5? Oh we've done that and so much more... ha! nah... don't usually do that with friends.
15) Which of your friends should stud7961 go out with? Why would I do that to any of my friends? haha, jk... Jessica maybe? If she were single that is...
16) orangejeans's eye color? brown? hazel? I DON'T KNOW DAMMIT!!!
17) When did you last call gunnerfreakshow? Oh god, must've been months...
18) Is figment84 a college student? yup, and she's leaving us! :-(
19) What would you do if you found out soccergreen19 has a crush on you? Again?!
20) What is soccergreen19's favorite food? oh... I should know this, shouldn't I?
21) Did mrcloud break up with you? He broke my heart :-( haha, nah...
22) Is yale0 athletic? Yes... damn asians...
23) Is prdem single? good question
24) Do you think jackfrost8403 is hot? Sexy-ass beast.
25) One quality you find attractive in soccergreen19? friend loyalty

ehhh... more or less I suppose...

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 15:19:49 GMT

You fit in with:
Atheism

Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.

60% scientific.
60% reason-oriented.

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At least she's not faking the brit accent anymore...

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:06:31 GMT

Anyone else notice how the new Madonna song has the background music from ABBA's "Gimmie Gimmie Gimme"? Still, has a good rhythm...

In any case, midterms suck. Had the calc 3 one last night; I won't settle for less than a B in that class, but it probably won't happen. Physics in 4 hours; we'll have to see. Human Sexuality was a joke; 94% no prob. If I can keep up my current quality, I'm set for an A in English 2.

Dammit.

I know... it's not what it's about, but it's just how I feel.

This is SO how I wanted to go!

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:40:46 GMT

I mean, this could really only happen to me...

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Lightning can't strike the same spot twice. Wanna bet?

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:23:59 GMT

Oh yes, it happened again. This time, at Harper. So pissed… so pissed… The green circle is the first dent made a couple weeks ago at work, the red one is the new dent (the panel is pushed in but most of that white paint should clean off).

You are a
Social Liberal
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and an...
Economic Liberal
(28% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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Well, maybe I won't hit it myself, but one day it will be mine and will inevitably suffer the same fate... oh yes... oh yes...

An apology

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:07:50 GMT

To all my friends: I am sorry and I thank you for wishing me a happy birthday. I will not go into too much detail as to why I will be so withdrawn this weekend, but suffice it to say, certain small events and decisions my family has made (or has yet to make) has had a negative effect on my mood. They probably don't even know what they did. In any case, I've been forced to accommodate them because by not doing so, my dad's plans will suffer. Why, you may ask, would I go to such lengths to do this? Because he is one of the few people not involved in the destruction of what should be one of the most fun weekends of my life. Also, he has made long-term plans I know he would abandon for me. Considering what he does for me and may do for me in the near future, I won't let that happen. I'm sorry again, especially to Dave and those who attempted to organize a nice evening for me. I also feel pissed at myself for writing this entry because I can name friends off the top of my head that have had worse birthdays than this, but I feel the need to at least somewhat explain my actions.

It my birthday... another year older, another year gone...

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:09:34 GMT

(it really won't be my birthday for another 51 minutes, but I need to go to bed...)

Well, the past year has had its ups and downs. I think I'll just reflect on them in my head because if I start listing them, I will grow depressed and the fact that I'll be spending my birthday working and studying for a calc 3 exam is depressing enough. I won't be able to go down to Purdue this weekend (by the way, I'm really sorry for your loss if you're reading this, Lyle), so I'll have to shoot for next weekend. On the upside of things, my family is talking about going to Las Vegas now that none of us can be held back by anyone's age (namely mine) so we can fully enjoy ourselves.

Today was a day of slim-chance meetings. While at the mall waiting for Dave's shift to end, I ran into Kerry and her mother. I haven't seen them since Christmas break since they live what's almost Wisconsin (I'm being a drama queen, but not by much), but I was glad to hear all was well with them. I also saw Isabelle and her boyfriend, but they were in a hurry so I had a short conversation with them through the glass panes of Stir Crazy.

What do I have planned for my post-21 years?

Heavy self-modification.

oh no... oh hells no...

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 04:39:16 GMT

What the fuck is this shit?! I was posting on one of my myspace forums when it showed my age as 21. My birthday isn't for another 3 days God damn it!!! I'm still 20! 20!!! And I will ride that to the ends of the earth! (or at least until Wednesday...)

Whew... In other news, some of you inquired as to the severity of the damage done to my car. It really wasn't all that bad, but I'm going to get an estimate done to see how much it would cost to repair it and the other dents that plague some panels on my car.