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So a woman is a lesbian when she goes independent?
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That's right! It's not just the answer to life, the universe and everything. It's also the amount of hours I've been awake (save a 45 minute session where I closed my eyes but didn't fall asleep).
DON'T PANIC
(there, feel better?)
I'll fill you all in when my face is removed from the screen it is now plastered on... |
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( Cheese and pepperoni... )
imprimis5, you are the only one on here I'd share one of these with. That said, you may take one.
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Well, start bowing dammit! :-P
Your Deadly Sins
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Wrath: 80%
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Gluttony: 60%
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Sloth: 40%
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Envy: 20%
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Greed: 0%
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Lust: 0%
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Pride: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
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You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. |
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I see all these people with their "what would I look like on South Park?" images, which of course caused me to ask the same question. How about this?
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This should be enough proof that Bush was the load that should've been swallowed. What I'm pissed off even more about is that people still have the audacity to defend him even after video evidence shows he was told what could happen!
Yeah, I know, this isn’t late-breaking news anymore, but I also haven’t posted anything in a damn long time.
Mar. 2nd, 2006 @ 09:28 pm
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After you die... Heaven
After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.
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I'll tell you why this is bullshit after I study for my world religions class...
Feb. 12th, 2006 @ 09:10 pm
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Ok, I really want to go to UIC next fall, but can it
happen? This semester I am taking the
final courses I need according to their syllabus, so I should be able to,
right? I guess I’m just a little
flustered from the past couple of days…
I originally had this nice, pretty schedule worked out for this semester
at Harper, but that pretty much fell apart.
You see, UIC requires 6 humanities and 6 social science hours. I’ve done the 6 for social science and did them
thinking I had an option between the two. I was wrong.
Now I’m in a mad rush to get a reprint of my AP transcript from RMHS so
I can get an interview with the chairman of the art department to see if I can
test out of a humanities class. As a contingency
plan, I nearly had to get an overload approval for doing more than 18 credit
hours because I now am taking 2 humanities courses at once. Wanna see what my whole schedule looks
like? Well today’s your lucky day!
Monday/Wednesday: Physics
2, 6:30-9:30pm
Tuesday/Thursday: Religions
of the World, 9:25-10:40am
Differential Equations, 10:50-12:05pm Asian and African Humanities, 3:05-4:20pm
Tuesday: FORTRAN Programming, 6-10:30pm
Hopefully I’ll get out of one of the humanities courses with
my art credit so I’d be down to a sane (almost slack-ish) 15 credit hours. Actually, I take that back. Both of the classes seem really cool and I
would like to take both, but I would also like to keep my sanity.
I could relax and do one more semester at Harper, but as
much as I like it, I really need to get a move on with my degree; I’m already a
year behind! I am so disappointed in
myself and my lack of being able to keep an important document like that
transcript. Although, in this case, it
didn’t really matter so much because the new one should be here in time for the
evaluation, but still…
What the hell do I think I’m doing?
Jan. 17th, 2006 @ 05:29 pm
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My God... It's like the coldest part of the freaking ass-end of space just opened up over the midwest!
Dec. 19th, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
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Well, I finally had the appointment with the psychiatrist
today. He was actually pretty cool to
talk to. But I must say the highlight of
my day was the snow. Yeah… it was fun
crawling around my area for hours just to get to lab 30 minutes late to a group
that was having technical difficulties.
I can’t believe I was able to do a 3rd gear launch! Tomorrow I’m going to try 4th gear just to
see if I can do it. Oh, and the e-brake
is fun as FUCK, also necessary in some instances when you need some form of
stability in a hurry. On the plus side of things, Mike got a hold of me again! It's been a really long-ass time since I've talked to him (about 7 months) and I am really looking foward to catching up. Now on to what
everyone likes: visual media.
( I already feel sick just looking at it... )
Dec. 8th, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I gave sweetcatastrofy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I helped mrcloud hide a body (-173 points). In January I pulled over and changed soccergreen19's flat tire (15 points). In September I gave yuc6 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I pushed movingtoofast in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-190 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely, ionicplasma |
Dec. 5th, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
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Sky died today. I came home from work and sat by my
computer. I heard rustling coming from his cage so I went over and took a
look. He was on the floor, with his eyes half open, trying feebly to get
up. He was dead less than 3 minutes later.
I don't understand what happened. Yesterday he was flying normally and
being the typical pest my family came to know and love. After taking his
body to the vet, we came to the conclusion the respiratory infection he
suffered earlier this year could've contributed to his demise. However, at 8 years old, he still had a pretty damn
good run.
I remember when Vicki gave him to me when I was 15. He was 2 at the time and she had expertly trained
him. He couldn’t fly very well because
he had his wings trimmed. I can’t
believe how many times he would leap off of a table thinking he could fly. He
would always sit behind my brother at the
dinner table and try to eat his food. I can't let this get the
best of me this evening as I will be taking Jessica out for her 21st,
but this will still be clawing at me like his tiny talons once did.
Even while writing this, I keep looking over at the other end of his
desk where the cage was thinking I hear him jabbering or eating something…
I’m going to miss him.
( the life of Sky... )
Nov. 18th, 2005 @ 05:52 pm
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“Oh Louis, you are so full of (beep). What?! Now I can’t even say (beep) in my own (beep)-ing house? (beep)-ing great Louis, just (beep)-ing great. You know you’re lucky you’re good at (beep)-ing my (beep) or I’d never put up with ya. You know what I’m talking about, when you (beep) lubed up (beep) toothpaste in my (beep) while you’re (beep)-ing on a cherry (beep) Episcopalian (beep) extension cord (beep) wetness (beep) with a parking ticket. That is the BEST.”
Nov. 8th, 2005 @ 11:12 pm
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They just opened up a Steak n' Shake less than 1/8 of a mile from my house.
It's 11pm, and I just picked some up.
~*Death by Steak n' Shake*~
Nov. 2nd, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
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You know, if I was in the host's shoes, I would probably have done the same damn thing...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/highvoice.html
Well, I'm off to hell, see yall later!
Nov. 1st, 2005 @ 09:51 pm
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Click here. Take the quiz. Post your results. ( See ionicplasma's results. )
Oct. 30th, 2005 @ 03:16 pm
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You fit in with: Atheism
Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.
60% scientific. 60% reason-oriented.
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Oct. 25th, 2005 @ 10:19 am
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Anyone else notice how the new Madonna song has the background music from ABBA's "Gimmie Gimmie Gimme"? Still, has a good rhythm...
In any case, midterms suck. Had the calc 3 one last night; I won't settle for less than a B in that class, but it probably won't happen. Physics in 4 hours; we'll have to see. Human Sexuality was a joke; 94% no prob. If I can keep up my current quality, I'm set for an A in English 2.
Dammit.
( I feel ya man... )
Oct. 20th, 2005 @ 02:01 pm
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